Are we there yet?

Hazardous Weather Outlook

NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE BLACKSBURG VA
442 AM EST THU JAN 20 2011

NCZ001-018-VAZ009>012-015-018>020-WVZ044-210945-
ASHE-WATAUGA-SMYTH-BLAND-GILES-WYTHE-GRAYSON-CRAIG-ALLEGHANY VA-BATH-
MONROE-
442 AM EST THU JAN 20 2011

THIS HAZARDOUS WEATHER OUTLOOK IS FOR NORTHWEST NORTH
CAROLINA...SOUTHWEST VIRGINIA...WEST CENTRAL VIRGINIA AND SOUTHEAST
WEST VIRGINIA.

.DAY ONE...TODAY AND TONIGHT.

SNOW ACCUMULATION OF 1 TO 3 INCHES TONIGHT.

.DAYS TWO THROUGH SEVEN...FRIDAY THROUGH WEDNESDAY.

WIND GUSTS OF 40 TO 50 MPH FRIDAY.  WIND CHILLS NEAR ZERO FRIDAY NIGHT.

Yeah, right!

This ain’t my first rodeo. I know how those clowns at the National Weather Service operate. They use a Ouija board, tea leaves, and a small pouch containing shiny pebbles and chicken bones.

A weather forecast calling for 1-3 inches of snow means we’ll get nothing or: 

We’ll be hoping for the former while preparing for the latter.

HURRY SUMMER!

January 20, 2011 | Categories: Blue Ridge Mountains, Humor, mountains, Snow, Southwest Virginia, Virginia, weather | 10 Comments